make some moves.

Aug 29
xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

Aug 29
saltwaterandink:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

That is one ridiculously photogenic lion.

That last bit about the honey badger just make me think of this beefed up Gryffindor jock showing off and being all intimidating but this weedy little Hufflepuff is just not. Impressed. At all and am I writing fanfiction about african wildlife?

this is grown up simba taken out of cartoon. i always knew he’d be hot especially if he was personified

saltwaterandink:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

That is one ridiculously photogenic lion.

That last bit about the honey badger just make me think of this beefed up Gryffindor jock showing off and being all intimidating but this weedy little Hufflepuff is just not. Impressed. At all and am I writing fanfiction about african wildlife?

this is grown up simba taken out of cartoon. i always knew he’d be hot especially if he was personified

Aug 29
i’ve always wanted to have sex in a kitchen

i’ve always wanted to have sex in a kitchen

Aug 29
horny

horny

Aug 29

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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Aug 29

pchoop:

breaks down

Aug 29

"Walt’s not immune to Jesse’s boyish charms." - Bryan Cranston

Aug 29
fuego

fuego

Aug 29

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

Aug 29

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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only my whole college career

Aug 29
awwww-cute:

It’s rainy season here in Florida, and Nymeria can’t stand the thunder. The only way to calm her down is to hold her like this

NYMERIA. 

awwww-cute:

It’s rainy season here in Florida, and Nymeria can’t stand the thunder. The only way to calm her down is to hold her like this

NYMERIA. 

Aug 29
Aug 29
Aug 26

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

these are all my spirit animals

Aug 26

 A: You truly have made me become such a better actor, and I truly believe a better person. So thank you, Bryan.

B: (…)That’s Aaron Paul. He is a man who always understands the blessings in life and how lucky we are, and he is a phenomenal actor. He is a person who is always willing to do the extra work, always willing to be there for you, to give a 100%, even if he’s off camera. He’s always there for you and you’ve grown so much, too. But I would say this, as good as you are an actor, you’re an even better person. You’re my friend for life, that will never change. I love you, God bless you… I’m gonna miss you.

Breaking Bromance