make some moves.

Jul 28

ruinedchildhood:

 pussy game unstoppable

Jul 28
spongebob:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

spongebob:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

Jul 28
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


Prob my favorite thing in the history of ever

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Prob my favorite thing in the history of ever

Jul 28

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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😭😭😭

Jul 28
My dawg

My dawg

Jul 28
Jul 28
Jul 28
the-best-of-funny:

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

x

My kids’ fate

the-best-of-funny:

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

x

My kids’ fate

Jul 28

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

Makes me wanna listen to the Beatles

Jul 28

Babies & puppies ❤️

Jul 28
Yum

Yum

Jul 28
unclefather:

that’s him


Throwback

unclefather:

that’s him

Throwback

Jul 28
Jul 27
Hey that’s me

Hey that’s me

Jul 27

quote Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can.

— John Wesley   (via w-ildfires)